The classics:
It’s a dry heat.
Scorcher
Wicked Hot
Sweltering
Sizzling
It’s hotter’n blue blazes.
Is it hot enough for ya?
Man, it’s hot as all get-out!
It must be 90 in the shade.
This one’s gonna be a scorcher.
You could fry an egg on the sidewalk.
You could fry an egg on the hood of that car.
Here are some from the South.
How hot is it again?
It’s so hot the swimming pool is boiling.
It’s so hot the ice cream truck melted.
It’s like a steam bath out here.
It’s like walking through soup out here.
If it gets any hotter, I’ll have to take off stuff I really ought to keep on.
You could have a stroke out here.
Good Lord, I’m dying out here!
I’m wilting.
I’m burning slap up.
I’m sweatin’ like a hog.
Could I stick my face in your deep-freeze for just a second?
Somebody fan me.
Y’all mind if we just stay inside?
Have y’all got any tea?
How many days till fall?
This heat makes me tired.
Crank up that A.C. till it’s blowing snowballs.



















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