Look, I’m pretty stupid. I know it. The things I do and say on a regular basis. Stupid. Or maybe “STOOPID” depending on your current demographic. If you’re anything like me, you’ve received a high colonic on a whim. You’ve jumped off stationary objects into bodies of water. You’ve shot bottle rockets out of an orifice, disregarding any bodily harm. But…and this is a big but…I’m not this stupid.
I don’t care what you think you need to do for the vine, ‘gram, ‘chat, or ‘tok…don’t voluntarily thrust yourself back into the food chain for likes or views. I wouldn’t have shed one tear if this chick got turned into bear scat. Natural selection is a thing for a reason, am I right? And the more you watch the vid, the worse it gets. You can tell this is some influencer who’s looking to score some sort of bear rug maker sponsorship so she doesn’t have to work a real job. The dude with the telephoto lens, the running back into oncoming traffic, the idea of posing in front of a bear in the wild…all tell tale signs that this chick is STUPID.
Thanks for coming to another one of my TED talks. Seriously. It’s easy to be stupid. Don’t be that stupid.
-Max
Comments